February 2010
“I loved you , you bitch. But you played me you hoe”
January 2010
“Disney Land always seems to amaze me”
HAHAHAHA !
Girl: Babbbbbyyyyyyyyyy..
Boy: Yeah, babe?
Girl: Can you go to the mall with me?
Boy: And do what?
Girl: Shopping, silly!
Boy: What store?
Girl: Forever 21, Duhhhh!
Boy: Nawh, that's a girl store.
Girl: But I love that store!
Boy: Babe, they don't got guy stuff in there. Why should I go there?
Girl: Cos' I want too?
Boy: Ughhh.
Girl: Fine, I'll just go without you.
Boy: Okay.
Girl: ... I might take a while cos' I'm going to Victoria's Secret too.
Boy: On second thought, I thought I should do what my baby likes, and we should both go shopping together.
Girl: But baby, that's a girl store.
Boy: So?
Girl: Hahha, you asshole.
These weird felllas thou
*Timmy singing a song
Savion: Look at this gay guy singing. Psssh
Timmy: I'm gay?! You're the gay guy , cause you play the trumpet! Why don't you try blowin' on this horn ! *points at his you know what*
Savion: SEEE ! You're gay! You just told me to suck your $#!@
REBLOG IF you stop the microwave before it hits...
lilmiss:
lolwowmom:
mmmmmy:
(via idothattoo)
Only when I’m sneaking. LOL.
only because I feel like a master !
peterchristran:
Can We Chill - Ne-Yo
Awww :) [it took me a while to understand] .
Girl : So this girl you're into... What do you see in her?
Boy : Everything I've ever wanted.
Girl : ... She's a lucky girl.
Boy : I'm the lucky one, not you hun.
“Sometimes in life you need a change… Something that displays the ‘I...”
– Cassie Ventura
Gemini :D
ritamari:
kiaannna:
lyanneshelladope:xbaabylove:mjaaaysc:jinnyecstasy:
ARIES - The Aggressive Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny.. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to prove their point...
AWWWW :'D
mayyandnerissaaniggah:
kiaannna:
norilynnn:thisizdannyca:iyamkristi:leilur:
Boy: What should I do? Girl: Just follow your heart.. Boy: What do you think my heart says? Girl: I dunno…Im not your heart Boy: But you’re most of it…
Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No… Girl: What?….I mean why not? Boy: Think about it for a second.. Girl: So there’s another girl? Boy: No baby, I love you!...
MIND = BLOWN
hellojash:
ronaldbigornia:
Just the math part is good enough, the end is even better. I bet you will NOT be able to read it without sending it on to at least one other person!
Beauty of Mathematics!
1 x 8 + 1 = 9 12 x 8 + 2 = 98 123 x 8 + 3 = 987 1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876 12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765 123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654 1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543 12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432 123456789 x 8 +...
Those kiddies were hellla funny last night thou
Adela: Kuya's a loser, kuya's a loser.
Kiko: Adela's fat, Adela's fat.
Adela: I'm telling on you. MOOOM, KUYA CALLED ME FAT!
Adela: I'm gonna slap your butt.
Kiko: If I slapped yours, it'll jiggle.
